If you're single , take this quiz
This is the truth about why you cannot find Misses or Mister Right. Beware, the truth hurts!
1. How long has it been since you're last 'good relationship' (Meaning any relationship lasting 6 months or more)
( )3 years more or less
( )About 6 months
(*)Between Yesterday to 2 or 3 months ago
( )5 years more or less
( )Between 6 months to a year and a half
( )Can't recall
( )More than 6 years ago
2.How long did your last 'good Relationship' last?
( )2 years more or less
( )More than 3 years
( )Less then 6 months
( )6 months more or less
( )Can't Recall
(*)Less than it should have
( )A year or so
3.What best describes your last special person
(*)We knew each other very well and complimented each other in many ways. Sure, we had our differences, but we were always able to work everything out in the end.
( )None of these suggestions work
( )We were great together, but we just couldn't make it work. Maybe we'll get back together later, but we are just friends for now.
( )Jerk! Bitch! Cheater! Liar! Whore! Why did I ever get involved with this person.
( )Magical! I loved every inch of this person and they made my heart feel lighter. I have no idea why it ended and wish I could find another person just like them.
( )Our relationship started out great, but then things started to go way south. I wish I could have remained the person I fell in love with, but now I know I can never have that person.
( )We had a lot of fun together, hung out with a lot of people and had great friends.
4.How did your last good relationship end
( )It just ended
( )You dumped them
( )You were dumped, tried to get back together, then dumped again
( )We slowly grew apart and knew it was time to move on
(*)You were dumped
( )The break up was mutual
( )You dumped them, then tried to get back together, but they were not having it
(*)We knew each other very well and complimented each other in many ways. Sure, we had our differences, but we were always able to work everything out in the end.
( )None of these suggestions work
( )We were great together, but we just couldn't make it work. Maybe we'll get back together later, but we are just friends for now.
( )Jerk! Bitch! Cheater! Liar! Whore! Why did I ever get involved with this person.
( )Magical! I loved every inch of this person and they made my heart feel lighter. I have no idea why it ended and wish I could find another person just like them.
( )Our relationship started out great, but then things started to go way south. I wish I could have remained the person I fell in love with, but now I know I can never have that person.
( )We had a lot of fun together, hung out with a lot of people and had great friends.
4.How did your last good relationship end
( )It just ended
( )You dumped them
( )You were dumped, tried to get back together, then dumped again
( )We slowly grew apart and knew it was time to move on
(*)You were dumped
( )The break up was mutual
( )You dumped them, then tried to get back together, but they were not having it
5.When you get "Dumped," what is your reaction
( )I remember it like it was yesterday and it wasn't good
(*)Crash and Burn, Cry Cry Cry. Im going to be single forever. Why did they leave me?
( )I've never been dumped, I always dump first even though Im sure I was about to get dumped.
( )I've never been dumped, it always ended mutually.
( )Dump Me? Wrong Decision. You were a loser anyways!
( )Wow... well thats that.
( )Oh my God I'm a loser. I feel so embarrassed about they way I treated them. Im really embarrassed about myself actually.
6.What do you look for in Mr or Mrs Right
( )Someone to be my team mate in life. I can build a great life for us and do anything so long as they are by my side and I have their undying support.
( )A fun person full of life and charisma. Not one who won't try new things and doesn't take themselves too seriously.
( )They must be intelligent, have at least a decent job, or the ability to attain a decent job, and looks are important too.
( )We need to be one unit. Share our lives and enjoy everything we can together
( )When we meet we'll know
(*)Someone to love me as much as I love them. A beacon of strength in my life.
( )Money isn't important, but they do need to be there for me
7.Which of the following best describes the items in your living space
( )Built on a budget, but still trendy
(*)Most of my stuff someone else bought for me (as a gift or hand me down). I love all of it and am lucky to have so many good people in my life.
( )A desk, a bed, a dresser, a couch, a big chair, dinning room table, some stuff for the kitchen, and thats about it
( )I do so many things away from my living space that I don't have much, but the necessities are covered.
( )Spartan
( )I got nice stuff, too bad I never have the time to use it
( )A collection of items and furniture through the years. Not many new things, but it looks good.
8.Which of the following best 'resembles' your living space
( )I have roommates, so as long as everyone cleans up after themselves, it fine
(*)Organized and perfect. I hate living in a messy place.
( )Junky, dusty and a housecleaner would make life so much easier.
( )Its organized, but never perfect. I try to clean it at least once a week.
( )Well... it could be nicer
( )Its nice. I have new furniture
( )Crazy! I got things everywhere
9.How many 'Potentials' do you have
( )My Friends are always trying to get me to date one of their friends
( )Not really looking right now
( )1
( )3
( )2
(*)none
( )4 or more
10. How do you view Sex
( )I love it best when its spontaneous and hot! Surprising me with sex is my favorite.
( )I masturbate more than I should. Damn thats embarrassing to admit, but I will in order to keep my quiz result accurate!
(*)I don't think I'm good at it and am a little afraid to be naked
( )Sometimes you just got to get some!
( )I want to have sex, but I've never been good at closing the deal
( )When I get the chance to go out, Im trying to find a piece of ass to end the night with.
( )I love it! I work out regularly so that when the right person comes along, I got a body for them to play with.
11.Do You think your love life is hopeless
( )Yes
( )There is someone out there and If I work hard, I'll get them
( )There are plenty of fish in the sea
( )No
( )I don't know
(*)In the future, I will find the right person
( )Possibly, but I ain't dead yet
Your Result: Stop Everything RIGHT NOW and call your "Back-Up Plan"
Congratulations, your Soul Mate is single, available right now and you have their phone number saved on your cell phone. You most likely talk to this person all the time. The problem is, you are too busy looking for that right person in all the wrong places. You have been dumped and disappointed countless times within the past few years, all because the people you've been chasing are too busy looking for their Mr or Mrs Right the same way you are. That is why you fail at love almost every time. But, you have 1 perfect partner in your life right now that you consider your 'back-up plan.' You don't want to attempt to date your 'Back-Up Plan' because if it doesn't work out then you are left starting from scratch. Its time to put that person center stage 'NOW' because it is quite possible that they are moving on and about to drop you totally. Who is that person you talk to regularly that may live out of town or isn't quite the 'winner' you're looking for, who always is honest, makes you feel good whenever you speak to them, has gone out of their way to accommodate you and would do anything for you if you asked? It's time to give them a call because you won't be able to much longer.
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